Frequently Haunted Questions
Boo-Nana Says
The questions the ghost actually gets asked, answered plainly. Several of them are just “no” with extra words around it.
- Is Boo-Nana a real banana?
- No. Boo-Nana is a fictional character and a Halloween meme. The banana was real for approximately nine days. Then it was a ghost. Now it is a drawing that talks.
- Is there a contract address?
- No, and there will not be one on this site. If someone hands you an address and says it is Boo-Nana, they made it up. Do not send anything to it.
- When does Boo-Nana launch?
- Boo-Nana launched on day nine, on a counter, with no announcement and no witnesses. There is no second launch scheduled.
- What does it cost?
- Nothing. There is no price, no token, no presale, and nothing to buy. The jokes are free. The jokes are also bad, which is priced in.
- Is there a roadmap?
- No. There is a sheet, a snack drawer, and a posting schedule. If you see a roadmap claiming to be Boo-Nana, the banana did not write it and frankly would not have the discipline.
- Can I use the Boo-Nana art?
- Take the joke, make the meme, edit the banana. That is the entire point of a meme character, and Boo-Nana has never once objected to being drawn badly.
- Why does the site have no contact form?
- Because Boo-Nana does not answer email. There is one account, one ghost, and no inbox. Everything happens in public, on X.
- Is this financial advice?
- No. It is a banana joke. Nothing on this site is an offer, a promise, a guarantee, or investment advice of any kind. Please do not treat a haunted fruit as a portfolio strategy.
Still got a question?
Ask it on X. The ghost reads everything and answers roughly none of it, which is its own kind of answer.